I Will Strangle A Horse

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A comedy choose-your-own-adventure game written by comedian Guy Kelly, about a man called Martin Jenkins. A man with one goal. One passion: Strangling a horse.

Does he know what a horse is? Is he aware of farms? Find out for yourself, in this 7.5k+ word game of absolute hot nonsense. I mean. Honestly. Even for Guy this is silly.

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