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Drunk Woodcutter

Main Game
Simulator Indie Comedy

Drunk Woodcutter is a Simulator / Indie game scheduled to launch on December 31, 2026 for Web browser, PC (Microsoft Windows). Chop wood, drink beer, hack yourself in the kneecap. A physics-based incremental sim about splitting firewood, increasingly ridiculous equipment, and bad judgment.

December 31, 2026
Launches in 78 days
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Chop wood, drink beer, hack yourself in the kneecap. A physics-based incremental sim about splitting firewood, increasingly ridiculous equipment, and bad judgment.

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Release Dates by Platform

Web browser Worldwide
Apr 10, 2026
PC (Microsoft Windows) Worldwide
Dec 31, 2026

Game Info

Developer
ElSchorscho
Publisher
ElSchorscho
Engine
Unity 6
Game Modes
Single player
Perspective
First person
Genres
Simulator Indie
Themes
Comedy

Multiplayer

Languages

Audio / Voice
English
Text / Subtitles
English, German, Russian

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